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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny Quotes

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

American Comedian Funny

Fibber McGee and Molly. - Jack Benny Quotes

Fibber McGee and Molly.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. - Jack Benny Quotes

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

American Comedian Funny

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. - Jack Benny Quotes

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

American Comedian Funny

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. - Jack Benny Quotes

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

American Comedian Funny Men And Women

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. - Jack Benny Quotes

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny Quotes

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

American Comedian Funny Golf

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny Quotes

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age And Aging American Comedian Birthday Funny

Modesty is my best quality - Jack Benny Quotes

Modesty is my best quality

Gags die, humor doesn't - Jack Benny Quotes

Gags die, humor doesn't

I'm thinking. - Jack Benny Quotes

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny Quotes

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

American Comedian Funny Mind

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air - Jack Benny Quotes

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces - Jack Benny Quotes

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces

Modesty is my best quality. - Jack Benny Quotes

Modesty is my best quality.

American Comedian Funny

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny Quotes

Gags die, humor doesn't.

American Comedian Funny

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